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1. Nigella's  Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in  the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips .  
The Real Woman's  Way
Just suck the ice  cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Goodness sake. You  are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it  anyway.

2. Nigella's  Way
To keep potatoes from  budding, place an apple in the bag with the  potatoes.
The Real Woman's  Way
Buy Smash and keep it  in the cupboard for up to a year.

3. Nigella's  Way
When a cake recipe  calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake  mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside  of the cake..
The Real Woman's  Way
Tesco sell cakes.  They even do decorated versions.

4. Nigella's  Way
If you accidentally  over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato  slice..
The Real Woman's  Way
If you over salt a  dish while you are cooking, that's tough!. Please recite  with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat  it and I don't care how bad it  tastes.'

5. Nigella's  Way
Wrap celery in  aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will  keep for weeks
The Real Woman's  Way
It could keep  forever. Who eats it?

6. Nigella's  Way
Cure for headaches:  Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The  throbbing will go away.
The Real Woman's  Way
Cure for headaches:  Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it into a big glass of  vodka :  Drink the vodka. You might still have the  headache, but you won't care!

7. Nigella's  Way
If you have a problem  opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give  a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.  
The Real Woman's  Way
Why do I have a  man?

8. Nigella's  Way
Freeze leftover wine  into ice cubes for future use in casseroles  
The Real Woman's  Way
Left over wine????
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Laughing
Louiw

That;s good!!!
bscaca

So True!
jaybee baybee

Hee hee - enjoyed that! Laughing
Sniggle

LOL - that was funny  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing
mug!

hee hee I enjoyed it too OH emailed it to me!! Am tempted to type it out all fancy like and laminate it for my kitchen wall
cofnchoc

Sat here chuckling! And feeling very chuffed that I'm a real woman!!!!
queenlit

First laugh I've had today!!
nicolagraham

Very funny! Thanks for sharing! :lol
JD1970

Love it!
squiggle7

Very Happy very funny
tui

Love it.
Rainbow_Bright

Thanks for that, mug, OH even liked it  Very Happy
oatcake

Laughing  Laughing
Bit late, I know - just catching up!
cherryblossom

ha ha brilliant!!!
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